Words/Sounds

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. "
-Kurt Vonnegut

I'm a mildly neurotic indie-nerd, socialist, queer, journalism/classic lit. student. Blog is an odd mix of photography/art, music, politics, comedy, ramblings and mildly personal stuff. Contact me all you'd like:

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Feb10

Feb9

  • Me: He's like a small fawn
  • That you plan on having sex with
  • Hm.
  • Maybe a bad metaphor
  • Boyfriend: Creepy.
  • Me: Would have made Bambi a lot better
  • imo

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Dear Cuntfaces Outside

If you don’t stop using that chainsaw to cut cinder blocks, I will murder you.

I’ll eat your face. Literally. I will tear your skin off with my teeth. You’ve woken me up at 7am for the past four days and I’ve tired of your bullshit.

Fuck you,

Annoyed-Passive-Agressive-Letter-Writer-Upstairs

P.S. Fuck you

Oh and my maths teacher is Canadian

ifuckinglovetea:

Or American, w/e I can’t tell the difference

Everyone just rips the piss out of her accent and she sits there like

“OUR ECONOMY IS BETTER THAN YOURS”

Ok Miss whatever you say

You’re like our old-ass, decrepit, racist father that we want to put in a home.

But whenever we try, you just start yelling

BACK IN THE BOER WAR, THOSE AFRICAN CHAPS WERE BRUTISH BEASTS WHO DIDUNT UNDERSTAND THAT THEY BELONGED TO CHEERY OLD ENGLAND

P.S. It is math. There is only one.

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Feb8

Someone Else In Interested In Me

But they want commitment.

Goddamit.